Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Since Fox News can trademark "Fair & Balanced" and have it be a total shitfaced lie, I think I'm going to trademark the phrase "I have a huge cock and have satisfied scores of beautiful women." Every part of that, clearly, is bullshit, but truth is obviously not a prerequisite for getting a trademark. Plus, I'm sure the "F & B" shit fools a few people, which would be good enough results for me.

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