This has got to be the saddest fucking 'blog I've ever seen. I may remove the link soon, because I really don't want someone's shitty Enterprise wet dream fanfiction getting a few free hits off of me. Still, I think you've gotta see this for yourself.

Okay, so I tried writing my own shitty wet dream Trek fanfics at one point, and always think about continuing the effort, but I'll admit up front that what I've come up with is fucking awful.