Saturday, October 18, 2003

Hot on the heels of Netscape, MSN is stepping up to the plate to help me find myself a girlfriend. Oh, except for the fact that I'm not a great guy, so their advice is meaningless to me.

"You know, I might ask out a hundred chicks, and get 99 nos. But maybe that hundredth chick... Likes to fuck on a pile of trash."
- David Cross

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