I don't really need to go into what a bunch of shallow, physical beauty obsessed cunts we are, and it just keeps getting stupider and stupider. To say nothing of the fact that we are so instant-gratification-centric that we need to have this shit done in an hour.

I'm a shallow asshole myself who likes getting what I want when I want it. But enough is enough already.

And that bacon metaphor? Not helping. But probably not hurting, either, because people are fucking morons. I can't wait until peoples' faces just start sliding off thanks to this procedure.

I'm going to develop some kind of beauty treatment or wrinkle remover or whatever that requires people to bathe in their own feces. You know what? People will be all over it, like stink on shit.