Friday, October 24, 2003

What, they don't have real champagne in Queens? God damn it, Queens sucks.

Hey you stupid assholes, if it was so bad, why didn't you just move? Yeah, that's easier said than done, and it's gotta be hard to find someone dumb enough to move into the area. But someone obviously suckered a few dumbasses into moving in after the Concorde flights started, so I'm sure you could have found at least one other person equally as clueless in a quarter fucking century.

I'm gonna buy myself a supersonic jet, learn to fly it, and start buzzing these people's houses. And if you think I'm being too hard on these people, fuck that. You can see what class of winners they are by the rallying cry of "Let's go to Starbucks." Give me a break.

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