There's one thing I always see on Slashdot that always fucking pisses me off. Now, as we all know, there are different senses of the word "free." A commonly used maxim is that there's "free, as in beer, and free, as in speech." The thing that irritates me is that Slashfuckers ALWAYS feel the need to be clever and qualify the word "free" with "as in beer" or "as in speech." There's no need for it most of the time, because we can figure out that when someone says "a free PC," or whatever, we know what fucking kind of "free" they mean.

This is something these Slashholes do just so that they can sound smart and clever. Well, you nerdy little fuck, you're not smart, and you're not clever. The rest of us know exactly what you mean, so drop the qualifier and shut the fuck up already.