I try and avoid reading, listening, or posting anything about Bennifer, but I'm making an exception for three reasons:

1. I like laughing at stupid celebrities when things don't go perfect, although I won't be satisfied until both Asslick and Jenny from the rich block are hit by a train


2. Furthering (1), it's great to read about Lopez dying, even if it's only in a movie


3. There's actually a guy running around out there named Ken Sunshine