Wednesday, February 18, 2004

The phrase 'fuck everything' has been irrevocably changed for me for obvious reasons. The Onion managed to bust it out in a highly amusing article this week.

I realized the razor industry was getting out of hand way back when the Mach3 originally came out. I just knew it wouldn't be long before they got fucking ridiculous. "Introducing the Gillette Mach21 - you take one stroke, it takes 21! *Swipe* Done!" We're well on our way with the new four blade rig being hawked by that one ass master in those commercials. As soon as we get the Mach21 and people finally just start piercing their brains, we can pretty much just shut the world down.

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