Monday, February 16, 2004

You know those scientists were just dying to make that Robert Palmer joke

If you can't find it... Cheapen it.

Random thoughts:

"Defects." OCD. Yup, pretty much.

Can they create a more sociable human? A more loving one? Here's test case zero, motherfuckers. Lotsa luck.

It's bad enough that women are using Google to try and dig up dirt on a mate or potential mate. I really don't think we need them busting out the brain scanner, too.

Does your partner really love you? No. Is your husband lusting after the au pair? Yes.

The family that shoots up together...

In a related story, the religious right recently named the prairie vole as their new mascot.

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