Thursday, March 11, 2004

Feel free to keep him there as long as you need to, fellas. Maybe an extra hundred years or so, just to be on the safe side. It did make me smile, though, that they made sure to mention the "excruciating pain" of pancreatitis.

"Attorney General John Ashcroft was hospitalized this week with pancreatitis. They're not sure how he got it, but they think he may have picked something up wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights."
- Bill Maher

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