Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Google search:

Pornography of the Olsen Twins

This is another class of search hit that I am fucking sick and tired of, and I want the people making them to die. Looking for porn of people who clearly wouldn't be in porn. We have a hat trick here: the Olsen Twins are ultra-famous, have an ultra-pure image (depite the quintillions of decidedly non-pure fantasies and whatnot about them running around out there... like this Google searcher, for instance), and ARE TOO FUCKING YOUNG TO EVEN BE IN PORN YOU STUPID FAT LOSER FUCK.

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