In the past half an hour, I've gotten five six seven hits from people doing searches for Gollum porn. STOP THAT Yes, I've complained about this before, but this is ridiculous. Look, if that's what you're into, that's fine. Hey, I'm into some sick shit myself, I can promise you that. But quit dragging your sickness around here, would 'ya please.

According to this, there's actually another website out there somewhere that has the Gollum shit these people are looking for. I'm not sure if that fact makes me feel better or not.