This is quite possibly my most favorite spam ever:

get a university diploma even if you don't deserve it!

Do you want a prosperous future, increased earning power
more money and the respect of all?

Call this number:

1-212-714-8290

(24 hours)

# There are no required tests, classes, books, or interviews!
# Get a Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diploma!
# Receive the benefits and admiration that comes with a diploma!
# No one is turned down!

You want a prosperous future and you can get it even though you don't deserve it, all without having to do any work whatsoever. Even better, you're going to get respect! Because we all know how much we respect people who got their "diploma" via e-mail! The best part is, there's no way you can lose; no one is turned down! This damn near sums up everything that's wrong with this country. It falls just short due to no mention of Jesus.