Thursday, April 22, 2004

Zoinks!

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You never saw Scooby get any snacks like this!

I felt compelled to post this one because it was not only someone who obviously has some childhood issues causing them to bastardize cartoons, but it's also an excuse to bring up everyone's favorite nauseating subject, sex with animals. I'm sorry, but that's funny. Unlike the Inspector Gadget porn freaks, I've gotta hand it to this particular freak. Maybe it's because I watched Scooby Doo cartoons as a kid but grew to hate the show over the years, and as such I don't give a shit if anyone tries to dirty it. The hatred mainly came from, what else, other people. At one point, everyone was like "Hey, Shaggy's a stoner! Get it? He's high all the time! That's so cool!!!!111" Fuck you, cretins. Until you're able to function at a level greater than a five year old, please shoot yourself in the mouth. The same goes for the people who made those awful fucking movies.

The crossover episode with Batman is still pretty cool, though.

"I can prove to you that rape can be funny: picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him 'Porky'?"
- Carlin

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