I just got home to a great e-mail. It was in response to my post on the "Bring back Kirk" campaign. Anyway, here it is:

--Nobody cares. You people need to face facts. It's time to go home. Home to
your parents' basement.
--
And of course, the entire point sailed right over your head.
Typical of a hypocritical sperm-swallowing cocksucker like yourself.

Hey dumb fuck, I don't always swallow. It kinda depends on my mood.

How much you wanna bet that this guy is a Kirk fan and/or living in his parents' basement?