Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Yahoo search:

www.phonix smokers .com

I get lots of search hits that follow this basic pattern - someone searching for "www.INSERTSOMESTUPIDBULLSHIT.com." And all I have to say is, if you're going to go search for a URL, JUST GO TO THE FUCKING WEBSITE ITSELF, YOU STUPID FUCK. If you're trying to find a URL for some company or organization, just do a goddamn search but drop the "www" and ".com."

I'm especially sick of this "phonix smokers" bullshit - I've gotten a bunch of those lately. You dipshits are now right up there with the kiddie porn freaks in terms of irritation.

Fuck everything

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

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