Sunday, August 28, 2005

Google search:

nerdy boy sells virginity on ebay

Whoa, dude, you had better set a reserve on that, because you definitely don't want to risk that going for less than it's worth. Actually, I think my main worry would just be that the bidding could get out of hand -- a fruit so sweet and rare is bound to be in heavy demand. I'll tell 'ya, if I were a woman, I know I'd be getting wet at the thought.

The really sad thing? I'll bet a kid could get some bets off of this. Granted, the winning lucky "lady" will be some middle-aged guy named Steve, or a priest. But at least the nerdy boy will be loved.

No comments: