Saturday, April 02, 2005

Osco is still around?

I think the law should be extended so that if a pharmacist refuses to fill a prescription based on stupid religious beliefs (but I repeat myself), the pharmacist should not only be punished by fine and whatnot, but you should also get to punch him hard in the nuts. If it's a she or just some guy without balls, you should be able to tape nads on he/she/it like you do with all your action figures and then punch them hard.

I always get kinda weirded out when I discover that stores and other places I thought were long since dead still exist in other locales. Like when I found an Alco store in Canon City. Or one time I was in some shithole Utah town (like there's any other kind in that state) on my way to Vegas, and in that town I saw a Sizzler... Right across the street from a Godfather's Pizza. I can't remember what the name of that town was, but it really was a place that time forgot. Their Subway didn't have red wine vinaigrette sauce or provolone cheese, for Christ's fucking sake! I was sure to give the girl making my sandwich a hard time about it, which I'm sure she appreciated. Fucking Mormons.
Anybody who knows me knows what a huge fetish I have for miniatures. Read into that what you will, but I could easily go bankrupt collecting this stuff. That is just too cute.
Well, their suspensions may be soft...
Why is it always the greatest thing in the world when He shows up? Yes, capital "H" he. For some reason.

Also, holy fuck -- this is our life in one strip.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Here's what looks to be a decent 'blog: OverSpun. A bunch of liberal bullshit, and, more importantly, occasional clips from The Daily Show. Originally found linked over at Jared's.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Okay, so this is about as close as I'm gonna get to some kind of moral dilemma. We all know I'm down with the Clintons. I know that Hillary is just kissing ass with red staters for a potential run in '08. Sucking up to Republicans doesn't bother me too much -- keep in mind that I'm a conservative now -- but why does she have to be doing it on fronts like abortion and video games? Can't she side with them on taxes or something, and leave any of the nonsense "morality" stuff alone?

I also wonder if it's anything more than a waste of time for Hillary Clinton of all people to be trying to woo conservative voters. Many of whom have, you know, long since decided to hate her and Bill's guts no matter what they do. Seems like it'd be better to go with the Rove doctrine of working on your base, because we know the Clintons should easily be able to do that. Granted, Bill's thing was trying to be more moderate, but still. There are a lot of people out there who I don't see getting on board with Hillary Clinton... Ever.

"This is a silent epidemic of media desensitisation that teaches kids it's OK to diss people because they are a woman..."

Okay, please tell me that she didn't actually use the word "diss." The more she says shit like that, the less I'm gonna want to have sex with her.
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Sunday, March 27, 2005

Happy Pin 'Im Up Day. As my Easter gift to you, I present a webcomic originally found linked at WWDN: Diesel Sweeties. Look, you just can't go wrong with any comic that has cameos by, well, just go check it out and you'll like it if you're familiar with certain other webcomics. Also, I think that I may have to adopt the last line of this comic as some kind of new personal mantra. Finally, dude, what exactly is the problem with that?