Wednesday, September 07, 2005

I think one of the most amusing things about life is how all women hate eachother. "No we don't!" Yes, you do.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Not affiliated with The Greatest Grill of All Time

If there's one thing that can be said about me, it's that I hate bumperstickers. If there are two things that can be said about it, it's that I hate bumperstickers, and that I'm a hypocrite. As such, after way too many fucking years, I present to you the greatest bumper sticker of all time.

Real men love Jesus, indeed.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Yahoo search:

he'll to fuck a virgin in the ass with out ripping your dick

You see, this is why I hate guys. Only a guy would be so selfish, so self-absorbed, and just so downright fucking stupid as to be concerned about ripping his body parts when fucking someone else in the ass. Maybe I'm not interpreting this search result properly, especially since it's only marginally coherent, but I would in no way be surprised if I was dead on.

Speaking of getting fucked in the ass, Chief Justice Scalia, anyone?