Monday, January 16, 2006

People like it when you're topical

Get back to us when you're relevant, Al. It's not that what you're saying is totally off-base, it's just that it has about as much credibility as if it was Michael Moore bitching about it. And for fuck's sake, Albert, don't ever suck face with your wife in front of anyone ever again.

"Where did he get her, at a Halloween party? Lemme ask you something: does he actually have to fuck that woman? God help him; I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick."
- Carlin Marilyn Quayle

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