Thursday, January 12, 2006

They really should have gone with "New Jersey: You Got a Problem With That?", because while immature, it's much better than "Come See For Yourself." Come see what? Why everyone there or from there (except Laura Prepon) hates themselves and their lives?

"I don't mind paying tolls but every 27 feet? Bullshit!"
- Carlin

"The Garden state? Yeah, sure. If you're growing smokestacks yes."
- Carlin

"Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey!"
- Carlin, taken from a T-shirt sold in Jersey

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