Tuesday, May 09, 2006


the proper way to fuck the white man's wife

If you have to ask this question, you are not cool enough to be a black guy. Maybe this guy wasn't black to begin with, in which case it's a moot point. But the very fact that you're fucking the white man's wife shows you are doing it properly. What better way to stick it to The Man? It's also nice to see how far we've come in race relations, what with Google searchers like this and people like me who aren't helping matters any.

black mans cum whore

You may wish to speak with the previous searcher.

how do I decide on a career when i suck equally at everything

Kill yourself.

definition of ignorance is strength

You, dear Google searcher, are the poster child for strength.

fun ways to fuck

For my next list of 10, I'm going to put together a collection of boring ways to fuck. Seriously, if you make a query as stupid as this, you deserve nothing but boring sex for the rest of your life.

xxx forced to fuck in jail

Yes, this is a great idea -- I'd love to see Vin Diesel get raped in prison.

major big twat

I'll bet Major Big Twat is friends with Admiral Blowhard. I also think that would make a great Indian name -- Chief Big Twat.

how to force yourself to swallow sperm

What? How exactly do you force yourself to do anything you don't want to do? Either you suck it up and get the job done, or you don't.

is there a medication for someone who has trouble with instant gratification

Yes, but there is a three-week waiting period to get it. If you can't wait and need the problem fixed right away, the suggested substitute is rat poison. Seriously, fuck you, dude. The way to deal with instant gratification is to get what you want as soon as you can. If you can't handle that, you are a failure as a spoiled child. Or poor.

I hate elitist pieces of shit

And we hate you, and everyone else for that matter. Boy, did this Google searcher ever come to the wrong place.

hate ocd ruins everything good

OCD doesn't ruin everything good. In fact, it makes some good things cleaner. While pissing off everyone you know.

fuck masheen

Once he's done making clothes for little girls, The Fuck Masheen should be Charlie Sheen's next business venture.

I want tony blair's big cock

I'd be curious to know how you discovered he has a big cock to begin with. Especially considering that the man apparently has no balls.

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