Okay, I think this is a pretty weak crop again. I've been waiting for fucking ever for a really good search hit to come along to close off with, but it just isn't happening. This has been in draft stage for nearly a month and I just want to get it the fuck out there.

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No. Fucking. Shit.

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Well, you, apparently.

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Yeah -- facing the bank. Sorry, I couldn't resist. And I know you laughed, Mel Gibson.

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Nice, just what we were missing -- porn for the gun-nut set. In case this appeals to you, I recently read about (incoming porn link) this in Hustler.

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Fuck, why haven't we had this guy doing our negotiating for us? The level of intelligence that this 'blog attracts via search engines is just astounding.

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I don't need some crap being hawked in junk mail to be able to accomplish that.

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What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

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Apparently, there's something about Jimmy we were previously unaware of. Okay, two things.

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When I first saw this in my referral log, the first thought that came into mind was Teresa Heinz Kerry topless with ketchup all over her tits. I know that's not a pleasant image, but it ended up in my head so now you have to suffer too.

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Talk to Gary Glitter. Oh, wait, women? Nevermind.

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Oh, you are not able to control your feelings!

There's an interesting new approach. "Sorry, honey, I just wasn't able to control my feelings for you." You know some women would buy into that at least once.