Saturday, January 28, 2006

We need somebody to rape Ann Coulter

That's a joke, for those of you who are fuckheads. But seriously, who, other than a fuckhead, can't get on board with that idea?

God damn it Ann Coulter is a dumb fucking cunt. Okay, so the poison line isn't that bad, it's just lame. But crack cocaine has "has pretty much gone away"? Maybe that was taken out of context, but probably not. And either way, there's a whole lineage of moronic shit that has spewed from this bitch's mouth.

I was just thinking, Ann Coulter is such a retard that I wouldn't be surprised if she was actually planted by liberals just to make conservatives look bad. Since a good deal of conservatives are themselves, in fact, retards, it completely backfired. Which is the outcome one would expect from liberals.

And of course, we don't even need to point out how bloody hideous she looks. Yes, I once said in a post or comment that I would fuck Ann Coulter, but I made it clear that it was only out of spite and absolutely no other desire. I just wanted her, for once, to have a little bit of liberal in her. Of course, I'm a Republican now, but I'm still all for things like baby killing and queer marrying, so I think that oughta count.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Skater fucks

One of the worst songs of all-time is "Scrape" by the band Unsane. The video for this song (and I use that term loosely; it's pretty much in Anal Cunt territory, and for anyone unaware, that's a real band), however, is one of the best of all-time. It's predominately a compilation of videos of skateboarders fucking up and hurting themselves. I only saw it maybe once or twice about ten years ago, but I hunted it down last night, and it is indeed still hilarious.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Google MSN search:

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If you have to ask, there's probably something wrong with yours.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Okay, even if you weren't like me and you didn't care too much for Overcompensating, you've still gotta be able to get on board with this one. I'm telling you, that comic is good times.