While we're on the subject of personals that whole eHarmony thing isn't panning out. For those unfamiliar with the service here's how it works:
- You fill out your personality profile so that they can begin matching you based on 29 different dimensions of compatability.
- Once you are in the system you can fill out a profile and upload pictures for others to see. In other words, a picture and a paragraph.
- When you are matched with someone based on 29 different dimensions of compatability you are notified as such.
- When you are matched with someone based on 29 different dimensions of compatability you can then choose to A) Ignore them B) "Close" the match and notify the other party of your lack of interest or C) Begin communicating.
Anyway I just don't see why I can't get a girlfriend.
It could be that like most of the fucking girls out there are, apparently, 5'7" and above. Apparently their 29 different dimensions of compatability don't include height. Yeah I know, I make a much bigger deal out the whole short man's syndrome thing than I should, but c'mon. Throw me a fucking bone here.