Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Monday, July 07, 2008

When I read stories like this, I'm not exactly sure how to react. Okay, well if you've been here long enough, and I mean really really long enough (holy fuck it has been over five years), you know what my initial reaction is. Old FUCKING SERIAL KILLER DUDE lands himself a hot, way younger girl. I'm not banging 20-year-olds and I'm not even 30 yet, so why should he be? Okay maybe he technically isn't unless if he gets conjugal visits but you know what I mean.

On the other hand, holy Hell, why the fuck would I want a bitch that gorram stupid anyway?

Fuck everything

Monday, July 07, 2008

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