Thursday, August 18, 2011

You know what really pisses me off about things like this? Not the fact that it can be perceived as mildly offensive. No, it's the fact that a company and its ad company can be stupid enough to actually put out an ad like this. How does no one in a meeting raise their hand and say, "Ummm, yeah, let's not do this one, because deserved or not, we're going to catch hell for it."

"Adding Nivea to the list of companies that will not be getting my money," tweeted blogger Septembre Anderson...

Get off your high horse. You're a fucking blogger and your name is September and you spell it wrong.

Imagine if it was a white dude with scraggly ass hair and a playoff beard. Crickets.

Look, I know that's somewhat different and it's not as if I don't see why people would be bothered by this. But to me people these days are just always way too anxious to puke out their forced indignation. This irritates me because they're not doing anything to advance the dialog, they're just making noise and trying to feel good about how righteous they are. Oh, and another thing: afros and beards aren't civilized... That's why they're cool.

Even more sickening is the typical, unimaginative response from the offending company:

"Diversity and equal opportunity are crucial values of NIVEA: The brand represents diversity, tolerance, and equal opportunity."

Your brand represents helping people relieve dry skin and masturbation. That's it.

In conclusion: WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?!

4 comments:

Lucy Goosey said...

An afro is just long hair on a black man. White male models often have long hair. Black male models don't because it's considered "unkempt," hence the ad in question. Just sayin'.

Why in the world would you think afros aren't "civilized"?

Bitter Little Man said...

I would say letting anything grow out in an unhindered, pretty much natural manner is the very essence of uncivilized. Nature is uncivilized. And that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Okay, that was the long answer. Short answer: don't take anything I say too seriously!

Anonymous said...

gd i hate u all so much. I am not a troll, just askin you to look at your lives...

I'm about ready to do myself in...

Elijah the Prophet said...

By do yourself in do you mean kill yourself? If so, take care.

(I'd like to say that if Anonymous killed himself because of what I just typed, I'd feel bad, but I wouldn't. I like the power.)