I'm going to start making a list of things I want to see happen this year. Here's the beginning, and knowing me, the end:

Trista and Ryan get divorced
The Crocodile Hunter literally has his ass bitten off by a croc as he watches it eat his newborn son

Coincidentally, Steve-o there also wins this week's "bad parent" award. Yeah, you really need to be taking chances like that with your newborn, you fucking imbecile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows what he's doing, blah blah blah. All that this comes down to is that Steve is a camera whore, because there's no other fucking reason to do that.