If you're Eliot Spitzer, this is probably about the last thing you want to get fingered for. I've no qualms with prostitution, and I'm the last one who has any standing to be cirticizing others for being into kinky sex (and by kinky I'm sure it was of course pretty lame), but if you're that guy you just can't fuck up like that. Seriously, that's gotta be, like, the funniest thing ever. This week. Okay, the week is young, we'll say funniest thing this month.

You mean to tell me that this wasn't already illegal?