I've already declared that, one of these fucking days, I'm going to get myself a Sunbeam Tiger. Of course, I wanna get a red Get Smart one, but I may have to re-think that after finding this, a 1965 Shelby Sunbeam Tiger. Yeah. I definitely need one of those. It needs some new wheels because I'm not big on heavy chrome wheels, and you know, gray and red don't go all that well together, so the whole thing might need a paint job. And then, fuck yeah.

Okay, so I just found out that I don't know shit about shit. Carroll Shelby fucking led the design of the Sunbeam Tiger, so really, they're all Shelbys. And maybe with the exception of the wheels, this one looks about right.

Speaking of Get Smart, I read this awhile back. I was hesitant to post on it out of fear of jinxing it, so they can delay production any time. At least HBO is in charge, so we know they'll put back in all the swearing and nudity.

Google search:

schoolgirl forced to eat out of bowl

Damn, now that is fucking kinky.

Then there are people who show up here so fucking clueless, that they really need to be euthanized (like a good deal of the rest of the population). Take these stems, for instance:

how does a guy fuck himself without a partner
when is the right time to fuck your boyfriend

Then there are the ones who are clued in... But probably still too big of a pussy to just drop the program:

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Site traffic took a nosedive today, and I think that's the direction I really need to be headed.