Ask Jeeves search:
what the fuck is blog
Typically, this search would not be very amusing. It's interesting, and annoying, that someone can live in this day and age and not know what the fuck a 'blog is, unless if they're really old or hiding somewhere. However, the person who did this particular search this morning was markedly unimpressed with what he found here. So displeased, he was, that he also left this gem.
I really would like to go in to depth on this, but I really don't need to. That typically doesn't stop me, but I need to go get dressed after being up all night molesting children and getting pussy from my computer/dog (and I don't even have an Aibo). Maybe since he fashions himself some kind of mental health professional he can help me on those and my many other issues, if he only wasn't so busy being the cool guy that he is.
Oh, and one more thing. If what's showing up on sitemeter for him is correct, he's from Green Bay or somewhere in the vacinity. Have you ever met anyone from Green Bay? What a bunch of tards.
I know, I know -- I'm just putting up a front, but I'm really crying on the inside.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
ETP posted this link in comments, and I think it's worthy of a post. Ted Rall goes into one thing that I didn't over this whole cartoon nonsense because I was too busy denigrating religion. He also goes into more depth than I would have and states things much better than I'm capable of, but I get paid exactly zero dollars for this so that's to be expected.
If you at least read the headlines, you've seen that the outrage hasn't died down. The protests rage on, and it's not just the guys with guns -- this shit seems fairly mainstream. People are even dying in some of the protests, which is just pathetic. In the end, if it's protesters dying that's no huge loss (c'mon, it's not like they were gonna go on to cure cancer), but to die over something this stupid is... Stupid. Iran is responding in expected fashion, although the point is valid even if it's coming from a standpoint of disingenuousness. And it's not like I can give anyone too much shit over Holocaust jokes considering the history of this blog, right up to the post right before this one.
I also find it rather appropriate that the cartoons were originally published in September but all of the anger is just now getting really bad. Way to get with the times. And if you want to give me any shit, we can talk again about the treatment of women or other groups like homosexuals. Hey, if I could I'd fucking stone people for things as simple as wearing Crocs, but I obviously have problems.
We're only a week in, but Islam has easily won the Dumbest Religion of the Month. This is pretty meaningless, though, since it and many other religions already have a lifetime achievement award.
If you at least read the headlines, you've seen that the outrage hasn't died down. The protests rage on, and it's not just the guys with guns -- this shit seems fairly mainstream. People are even dying in some of the protests, which is just pathetic. In the end, if it's protesters dying that's no huge loss (c'mon, it's not like they were gonna go on to cure cancer), but to die over something this stupid is... Stupid. Iran is responding in expected fashion, although the point is valid even if it's coming from a standpoint of disingenuousness. And it's not like I can give anyone too much shit over Holocaust jokes considering the history of this blog, right up to the post right before this one.
I also find it rather appropriate that the cartoons were originally published in September but all of the anger is just now getting really bad. Way to get with the times. And if you want to give me any shit, we can talk again about the treatment of women or other groups like homosexuals. Hey, if I could I'd fucking stone people for things as simple as wearing Crocs, but I obviously have problems.
We're only a week in, but Islam has easily won the Dumbest Religion of the Month. This is pretty meaningless, though, since it and many other religions already have a lifetime achievement award.
Regressive History
This right here is a prime reason for never finding myself a real girlfriend. Look, I'm not saying that I'm gonna cheat on her. I'm a bad person, but I'm not that bad. If nothing else the odds of me having the option on one woman, nonetheless two concurrently, is pretty slim. But I am such a pain in the ass and still a bad enough person that I'm gonna do something to really, really piss her off, even if it's unintentional. If she knows me to even the slightest degree, she'll know that the car is the best way to get back at me for whatever transgressions I have perpetrated. More pics of the "Yeah I understand but still" can be seen here. Makes me sick just looking at them. The guy deserved it, but his M didn't. Lucky for both the dispute didn't involve Sega.
I've decided, though, that if I do get myself a girlfriend, she has to be French. And a redhead. I will break with the precedent set by Google searchers and not demand an exact height and weight (short girls preferred, no fat chicks). But think of how perfect that would be. I'd have two redheaded girlfriends -- one German, one French. All I'd need at that point is to start stealing from Polish people and to come up with a manifesto that is ultimately realized by giving Jews showers, and we are so set.
I've decided, though, that if I do get myself a girlfriend, she has to be French. And a redhead. I will break with the precedent set by Google searchers and not demand an exact height and weight (short girls preferred, no fat chicks). But think of how perfect that would be. I'd have two redheaded girlfriends -- one German, one French. All I'd need at that point is to start stealing from Polish people and to come up with a manifesto that is ultimately realized by giving Jews showers, and we are so set.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Google search:
schoolgirl hijackers
Man, if things like this started happening, I'd definitely be on board with terrorism.
schoolgirl hijackers
Man, if things like this started happening, I'd definitely be on board with terrorism.
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