So much more awesome than it needs to be:


Courtesy of DRGBLZ. I literally had to have that spelled out for me. I was like, Dragon Ball Z? WTF?

Epic

Okay, so I don't know how I never saw this before, but now I have.

That voice just shouldn't be coming from that guy... Err kid. Whatever. And this is coming from me, a guy whose voice could easily be mistaken for that of a 6'5" black guy if you just heard it over the phone. I am 5'3" and decidedly not black.

Once you have watched that, you need to see this. I haven't had sex in a very long time, but I think watching that was better than sex. Either way I laughed so hard that I had trouble breathing, even if it was a bit heavy-handed on the homophobic language.

So you remember my original dilemma with eHarmony. As it turns out, I was totally right -- they are a bunch of fucking homophobes.

"Even though we believed that the complaint resulted from an unfair characterization of our business, we ultimately decided it was best to settle this case with the attorney general, since litigation outcomes can be unpredictable," eHarmony attorney Theodore B. Olson said.

The bullshit all speaks for itself, but one question: what the fuck is the former Solicitor General of the United States doing working for eHarmony?

This is awesome. Extra awesome that she's a freaking knuckleballer. Yeah, we all know how I feel about young girls in specific and women in general playing baseball, but let's try to set aside the pervert shit for a minute. This is awesome for two reasons:

1. Two years until she's legal. 'Cause, you know, that's relevant -- two years from now I'm on it.
2. Unlike the 11-year-old from a couple years back, this girl is only five feet tall. Nice.

Wait, what?