Google search:

schoolgirl forced to eat out of bowl

Damn, now that is fucking kinky.

Then there are people who show up here so fucking clueless, that they really need to be euthanized (like a good deal of the rest of the population). Take these stems, for instance:

how does a guy fuck himself without a partner
when is the right time to fuck your boyfriend

Then there are the ones who are clued in... But probably still too big of a pussy to just drop the program:

international baccalaureate sucks shit

Site traffic took a nosedive today, and I think that's the direction I really need to be headed.