Saturday, December 13, 2008

Aurora borealis? More like aurora bonealis. Huh? Huh? Hey-OOOOO!

Booooo...

Okay, best I could come up with on short notice. Anyway.

"Usually it starts slowly as kind of a hazy greenish color -- like a mist -- building up in frequency dancing across the sky ... and to me that's religion," said photographer Dave Brosha of Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, who's seen more than 100 Canadian auroras.

OK, it looks really pretty and all, but your religion is officially as stupid as everyone else's.

But yeah, beautiful natural phenomena and hard-core fucking. What more do you need? What, too subtle for you?

"Having sex under the northern lights -- it's an awesome experience," Karl said. "Have you ever been out in nature at 35 below zero with northern lights bouncing over your head and your bare ass? Well, you need to try it."

Nice.

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