As a warning, this next link is probably not work appropriate. There's no nudity, but it's definitely a little bit "eichi" (naughty, perverted).

A week or so ago, I got a hit from a Google search for "sailor schoolgirl blog." And I'm like "Well, Fuck Everything is about as close as this guy is going to get." Until now.

You know who I used to hate but now find amusing? Jim Rome. That's right, Jim Fucking Rome. Smug, smarmy asshole talking about sports. That's how it should be.

Krugman. Also, if you're wondering about his "calculations," the guy is saying all of this with some authority, seeing as how he's currently a professor of Economics and International Affairs at Princeton. Granted, I'm not a big fan of economists, but at least when Krugman talks out of his ass it's an ass that was educated at MIT.

If I were Sylvia Plath, I'd fucking kill myself all over again knowing that untalented cunt Gwyneth Paltrow was playing me in a movie.

I just saw this commercial for Tums antacid. In it, two diner patrons are debating their heartburn medication, both of which suck, apparently. Then the cook busts out a bottle of Tums, telling both patrons how stupid they are and that they should be taking Tums instead.

Wouldn't you be weary of eating at a diner where the fucking cook always has a bottle of Tums at the ready?

The Senate shows some balls.

After several years of using PayPal, I'm rapidly approaching the exhaustion of my PayPal sending limit. I've been fighting their bullshit "verification" process for awhile now. I see no reason why they need my fucking checking account number when every goddamn transaction I've made through PayPal has been fully backed by a major credit card with no problems. They are not a goddamn credit card company, and they do not need to know my bank details. Sorry PayPal, I don't fucking trust you.

My plan all along has been to open up a new account, but I have a feeling that they'll figure that out (based on credit card billing addresses, etc.). Lately I've thought about applying for their Visa card, which comes from Providian Financial. That still bothers me because I have to give PayPal personal info to apply.

Has anyone done anything to successfully get around this shady verification nonsense? Or can other people just control their spending on Transformers, anime toys, and Japanese idol magazines to the point where they don't have to worry about the PayPal sending limit?

Well, if that's the case, then God is an asshole.

Speaking of Mother Teresa, here's the text of an oldie-but-goodie from The Onion.

Yeah, Asscroft will turn over the investigation once all the right tracks have been covered.

Because the war in Iraq had nothing to do with oil.

Speaking of assholes and the Church...

Now, the Church ponying up $85 million to settle fucking SEXUAL ABUSE claims is pretty significant, right? It's indicative of a very, very large problem. But it's just going to be swept away, and nothing really useful is ever going to be done. Why? Just because it's the fucking Catholic Church, and they can do whatever they want because they're special and believe in God and Jesus. Oh, and they have fuckload of money to throw around, too.

Yeah, neither one of you know what the fuck you're doing.

I can't imagine why morale would be low. You have people who have been misled about their deployment times, had the rules switched while they were over there to keep them deployed longer, and can look forward to coming home to slashed benefits. Oh, not to mention that they're over there fighting a guerilla war of questionable value with no end in sight in the fucking desert.

Fuck you, Anglican clerics. Look at how cute they are, with their little conferences and important sounding titles. Cute, and so very, very stupid.

Here's the text of the Security Council resolution passed today. Seems to me to mostly be a lot of talk for Iraqi sovereignty, condemnation of violence, and calls for people to chip in, all of which can most likely be ignored by everyone. And so far it pretty much is being ignored, as evidenced by the continued unwillingness of countries like France and Germany to commit troops. Like usual, who can blame them? The biggest show of support we've gotten is from Japan, who may pledge up to $5 billion over the course of a few years. That's no real big coup considering that Japan is already the #1 giver of foreign aid in the world.

Shit like this is about as helpful as when Bush initially referred to the war on terror as a "crusade." This is yet another example as to why religion is stupid and dangerous. They hate us because our god is different from their god, we hate them for the same reasons. Nothing is ever accomplished by this childish shit-flinging, and the death toll continues to rise.

So how did we sucker everyone into this? I need to read up more on what the resolution says, but right now it sounds like it doesn't do anything.

So I just got a spam telling me to "STOP_WASTING_TIME!! ADD_UP_TO_500%_MORE_SPERM_TODAY !!! Increase the volume of your ejaculation by up to 500% in days!"

Yeah, as if I don't have enough issues, now I'm not producing enough sperm when I cum. Thanks, assholes.

A post over at I Have No Life inspired me to come up with a shitty logo for this site. There it is, right next to the site warning, in all its black-and-white minimal-effort glory.

I don't want that image right there, though. I'd like it to be to the far right of where it says "fuck everything," but I can't seem to get it to show up there. I still know very little about HTML, and I am loathe to learn it. Anyone have any tips on how I can get the logo where I fucking want it?

Sounds like Bush's tour abroad should go smoothly.

Yeah, good, George. Because we all know how much other countries like being told what to do by the United States. Especially when it's done in such an arrogant and condescending manner.

"I want to make sure that people who are suspicious of our country finally understand our motivation is pure." Our motivation is pure?!? Thanks, Bush, something finally made me laugh today.

So for some reason, I spent quite a bit of time looking around this site last night. Maybe it was because everything took 2-3 times as long to load thanks to other, er, downloads taking place in the background. Still, a decent time killer if you like looking at big things and interesting architecture.

Even though Maureen broached the subject of which I do not want to speak, might as well go ahead with my usual link to her column.

The trickle of GYWO continues.

It's a little late but still Wednesday, so here's this week's troll around the Japanese tabloids with Fuck Everything's very own W^4.

Worst (and most insensitive) headline of the week award.

This should make family dinnertime all that much more awkward.

No need for Battle Royale here, because these girls are fucking motivated.

And just for good measure, one last lovely article on sexual misconduct