Monday, September 15, 2003

So over on one of MSN's pages (which I embarassingly catch glimpses of thanks to my Hotmail spam-collecting account), they have a headline about Ben Asslick and his Ugly Ex-Fiancee which reads "What went wrong?" My answer? Who the fuck cares?

Lots of people care, unfortunately, which surprises me for zero point six eight seconds (for an android, that's nearly an eternity) before I rememer how stupid the average American is. What, like anyone expected them to live happily together, forever? They both need to be dropped into a vat of nondescript green goo, Joker-style.

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