Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Thursday, September 18, 2003

So someone came across Fuck Everything while doing a search for "HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY LIFE TOGETHER."

Holy hell do I feel bad for that person, because this is the last place you wanna be if you're trying to get your life together. Of course, the search results yieled a blurb from my biggest "feeling sorry for myself" post, which included the rhetorical question "What am I gonna do, go and kill myself?"

To paraphrase the liner notes for one of Carlin's CDs: "Please! Try not to kill yourself after reading this weblog."

Fuck everything

Thursday, September 18, 2003

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