You can't argue balls and strikes, but you can try to beat the shit out of the umpires.

On a side note, that article is the first time that I've heard that Comiskey was renamed "U.S. Cellular Field." Look, fuck the Sox and all that, but renaming Comiskey park is a fucking disgrace. They had better never try and pull that with Wrigley, otherwise shit's gonna be on fire.