Don't people have anything better to do with their lives? Yes, that was a rhetorical question. Sure, this is a shitty double standard, but by and large, beer drinkers are a lower class of drinker than wine drinkers. Not always, naturally, but how often do you find a frat party huddled around one of those big boxes of wine as opposed to a beer keg? Plus, the only people who ever really get hammered on wine are women, and, let's face it, that's something we like to see.