Non-traditional touch? Yeah, no shit, lady.

Has anyone else been following this? I have, sorta and unwillingly, just by reading the thrice daily headlines about it. Why the fuck is shit like this such a big deal? Why do we care so much about other peoples' lives that we follow space weddings and watch all those fucking reality TV shows?

Geez, you know what? My irritation here just seems so half-assed. I think it's because I'm still trying to recover from that flash mob bullshit.