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Debt Consolidation with a Christian Perspective

This is really fucking stupid. I don't need a religious perspective on handling debt. I need a fucking smart way of handling debt perspective. But, you know, if you want to be retarded and go this route, have fun in the poor house. I'll be looking forward to laughing at you. Some more.

But what would Jesus do? He'd probably find a way to keep Himself out of debt in the first place. And if He failed, He'd just do what everyone else does - have His dad bail Him out.