So it looks like The Onion is now offering an online subscription service. As we all know, I'm - to put it charitably - inconsistent when it comes to spending money. I'll spend ungodly amounts on worthless pieces of plastic (except for the Girls - anyone calling them worthless is getting punched in the mouth), but I'll refuse to pay small fees for other things. Looking at the list of shit you can get access to for $30 a year, though, I'm seriously considering doing it. Besides, it's The Onion, and I usally don't have qualms giving money to people who deserve it.