That sucks, dooode. You can't visit the zoo anymore. Don't worry; tomorrow's my day off so you can come over and see my zoo if you want to, dooode.

Seriously, I'll get to the story behind this joke sometime this week. Trust me; you don't care now, and you won't care then.

I also love CNN articles like this which show that some of their writers have got to be high school english students. Lines like the last one in the zoo article are clearly added to cross some kind of word count threshold.