You want Freedom Fuckhead Fries with that?

This... This is just fucking retarded. If you have nothing better to do with your time and money, please, buy a case and shove it in your fucking EYE. You're not smart, you're not clever, you're not making some kind of huge impact or bold statement. Even if some of the profits go to a scholarship fund, it's still stupid. Just send them your money and cut out the middleman if you want that tax break.