Okay, so believe it or not, I have no desire to meet up with underage girls I find online. This has nothing to do with the fact that the "girls" I find in chatrooms are either guys and/or the Federales. Now I have even less incentive to become a true predator, because if I do, I'll be up against Shaq Attack.

And just because it's got a line in the same vein as this subject, this. The last one is quite good as well.