So long, and thanks for all the fish. I really hate to make a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Reference since Hitchhiker's Guide sucks so bad, but that was the first thing that came to mind and that's how I like to get down. Plus, it allowed me to bring up the fact that Hitchhiker's Guide sucks, so it's all good. No, I don't care about the books which I'll never read, because the movie provided enough suckitude to cover all forms of media.
The article raised a few questions for me, as I'm sure it did for you. First off is the fact that it's predominantly female dolphins who are doing this. Did they discover how to use tools, or contraception? This led me to another question. How do dolphins fuck? I'm not at all familiar with their anatomies, but all I think of over most of their bodies is smooth flesh; not appendages or holes besides the fins, mouth, eyes, blowhole, etc. What kind of positioning do they use? I picture them belly to belly, but that just seems awkward. Maybe the male dolphin just pees on the female to get her pregnant. But no, dolphins don't drive Toyota Land Cruisers. Enquiring minds want to know what "dolphin style" is like.
Also, I'm guessing that the male dolphin does not cum into the female's blowhole, except for maybe in their porno movies.
You know, it's mental conversations like this and the subsequent sharing that have really limited my number of friends and readers. And it's blatant rip-off lines that have kept me from becoming a true comic genius.
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