Yahoo search:

he'll to fuck a virgin in the ass with out ripping your dick

You see, this is why I hate guys. Only a guy would be so selfish, so self-absorbed, and just so downright fucking stupid as to be concerned about ripping his body parts when fucking someone else in the ass. Maybe I'm not interpreting this search result properly, especially since it's only marginally coherent, but I would in no way be surprised if I was dead on.

Speaking of getting fucked in the ass, Chief Justice Scalia, anyone?