While we're on the subject of ejaculate, I may as well do a post on politics. There are a couple of non-issue issues that liberals are all up in arms over right now. One is the whole Jack Abramoff affair. I keep hearing about pictures of Bush with Abramoff surfacing. Wow, Bush is shaking hands with an Abramoff client with Abramoff appearing as an oh-so-incriminating "small, blurry, bearded figure in the background." Hello? Stop wasting time with irrelevant shit and follow the fucking money. I'm sure there's a real link out there that actually means something, but it's never gonna be found because we're wasting time on superficial nonsense.

The bigger story at the moment, however, is that Cheney shot some old fuck lawyer. But it's a big deal! Oh yes it is! They didn't tell anyone about it for almost a day! What the fuck do you expect from the most secretive and scripted White House in the history of mankind? No, that doesn't justify keeping it under wraps like they did. And yes, it is newsworthy when the most powerful man in the world shoots someone else. But is this really worth focusing on like we have? Maybe there's really a story here, but I don't see it at this point. Meanwhile, Bush and Cheney have taken plenty of actions that were not accidents that have led to the deaths of thousands (and counting) around the world, but yeah, we should make a big deal over Cheney being a lousy hunter.

Not really germane to the political discussion, but hunting is stupid. Go big tough guy, go.

Like usual, I've been over this before, but I'm tired of the left taking some small part of a much bigger picture and trying to make that little detail a much bigger deal than it really is, all at the expense of the broader issues. Talk about no sense of ambition or capacity for even moderately complex reasoning. Of course, we have the biggest fucking group of criminals we could have in charge right now, a bunch of people committing nothing but egregious offense after egregious offense against everything, and the left can't make shit out of any of it. It's fucking disgusting how many things Democrats could have gotten their hands on and run with, but they didn't because they're nothing but a bunch of goddamn sissy retards.