So I still suck at political commentary, but we'll always have Google.

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I like how this searcher had to specify that it was their girlfriend's vagina -- otherwise Google was sure to return some shit medical advice.

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If it involves sitting Indian style, this sounds uncomfortable. Hey, you know, I don't think you're ever told to sit "Indian style" once you're past, like, the first grade. Do they call it sitting "Native American style" nowadays?

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Duhhh...

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Yeah, more like, fuck my husband while I go out shopping. This sounds like a good deal to me; you don't have to fuck your stupid husband, and he's occupied while you're out spending money. Seriously, I am really goddamn tired to these idiot searchers who are quite clearly the husband who is doing too much wishful thinking. I'm sure some wives would like this, but not yours, asshole.

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I'd like to know what the question was that led to these being the two main things to consider.

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Well, I can tell you who's not smarter...

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Well, if she's got a big dick, she might be the one doing the fucking, so settle down.

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God, in porn, fucking children. Yup.

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Alright, so the Lucky Charms guy doesn't want you fucking with his clothing.

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This seems reduntant, as schoolgirls are always germane in my book. Of course, that's just me, and I've got a lot of problems. But at least I can fucking spell.

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I can only guess as to what exactly it is that you're getting at, but I don't need to guess at her likely answer.

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Finally, someone coming here with issues that I'd be more than happy to help out with. As long as she's cute; no fat chicks.

This next one has to be the winner of some kind of award around here:

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Wow. The most disturbing thing about this is that this 'blog may have been the last thing this person ever read. Fuck everything: your companion on your way out.