Genius sex offender of the week. If we set aside the whole "trying to have sex with 14-year-olds" thing (hey we all know I can understand wanting to do it; just don't do it), really, wearing a WWF "world's greatest dad" t-shirt is grounds enough for incarceration. And when I first read that story last night I thought the law was on my side, because the first sentence of that article originally read as follows:

A Michigan man has pleaded guilty to sex abuse after being accused of wearing a "World's Greatest Dad" shirt to meet for sex with someone he thought was a 14-year-old-girl.

Parse that sentence carefully. It's like wearing the t-shirt was an aggravating factor; you know, like something they'd say out loud at his arraignment when the charges were listed. OK, so the fact that it's WWF merchandise wasn't specifically mentioned, but you know it's there in spirit.